#but it wasnt

[waluigistits]

So like. what are the chances of getting a (v much needed) season 2 after everyone and their mothers were apparently using the same link for the eps from that one russian account for most of the show

[azim-steppes]

cultistzenyatta -> azim-steppes

[eru-iru]

bedman victory screen no bgm and voice volumes

[1941-crowley-slut]

Me insisting I'm cis VS me spending an hour on the verge of a breakdown while I desperately try to find something to wear that doesn't make me look like a girl and when something makes me appear too feminine I nearly cry

Who will win

[rewh0re]

hana.. do you have some tea to share? 👀

tea you say??👀 hmmm idk if this counts as tea but like a few days back while I was about to board my flight back home I saw this like SUPER CUTE guy and he was in the same flight as me lol (I kept praying to have my seat next to him but they weren't answered) I did see him again at baggage claim tho (never to see again)

[verchielmarch]

For the first time I've listened to a clip of Dean and Cas supernatural talking and I genuinely cannot believe they sound like that

[sentient-stove]

ITS NOT LEOS BIRTHDAY HE DOESNT HAVE A CANON BIRTHDAY

…anyways I’ll be celebrating his birthday on November 2nd, as god (me, I’m god) intended.

[autocorrection]

please. no. shit. fuck. no. FUCK

[beyonceisstraight]

so many european names are hard to pronounce. chitramattie is so much easier to say than a word that’s 7 letters long and they’re all consonants.

[cosmicallyavg]

so the "countdown" the dw socials are doing is so weird because they skipped yesterday the 11th ? they would have posted eleven on the eleventh so this is just solidifying the suspicion that it's something to do with them announcing the 60th to be multi doctor and eleven is involved

[garlic-sauc3]

I started rereading the outsiders and god does it make me emotional

[its-arson-time]

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[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[stemmmm]

never forgive trigger for what they cut

[bootleg-grandpa]

Uh..my hand slipped, sorry- didn't mean to make it angsty at the end

Anyway, smol twins meet smol twins- a twinsanity, a tetra-twin, a 2+2

Next (kinda??)

[freohrweohnatakausta]

I feel sorry for God, but at the same time: lol get fucked.

new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:

god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.

like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.

that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.

that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just….. stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.

then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!

like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.

god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.

if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.